Please stop being such a tease.
Dear Marriage Ref,
You are boring AND very annoying.
Thank you for providing me with hours of entertainment at work.
I miss you so. I wish we had more time together.
Dear 15+ Hour Days,
You are wearing me out, and making it really hard to leave my beloved bed in the mornings and work out.
I love you and miss you. Thanks for taking out the garbage last night.
Dear Samoa Girl Scout Cookies,
You were sent from heaven to reside on my hips forever...
Dear Tony Horton,
You are a weirdo. You are making this p90x thing hard. I wish I could put the workouts on mute so I don't have to listen to your stupid jokes and antics.
Dear smoker lady right outside the office,
Pretty sure, even if its snowing, you should still be 25 feet away from the entrance as it states in Rule R392-510-9 for the Utah Indoor Clean Air Act.
Dear Del Taco,
How I crave your deliciousness.
I haven't forgotten about you. Thanks for reading my blog and have a great weekend!